danster one

A man whom is gay or pays in sexual favors

Oh he is Danster one

by FISHARD Dick August 14, 2015

chuck one up her

To (prospectively) have penetrative sex with a female.

Possibly of Australian origin, this jocular euphemism for sexual intercourse is typically used by men discussing the attractiveness of a specific (but non-present) woman.

The phrase may be a derivation of the derogatory joke "She's so loose, it was like chucking a chipolata up the high street" in which the male speaker not only slanders the large size of the female subject's vagina, but also disparages the size of his own penis.

"That Helen Mirren's hot for a mature lady."
"Damn right mate, I'd chuck one up her!"

by Cat Dander August 29, 2017

shift one

the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny

bryan is gay lol *shift one*

i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*

by yahni-kay-carson n kieran January 11, 2008

Curly Short Ones

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;

Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018

one nation

When a person wears and repeats the use a particular item all the time.

Mehn these my blue trousers have become one nation.

by Omoyemi T May 10, 2008

That one guy nobody invited

That one unwanted person who ALWAYS finds a way to get into your conversations no matter the topic.

You: “Remember that one time back in high school when you-“
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”

by thatonekidnextdoorlol October 7, 2025

one eyed egyptian

When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad

I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB

by #BA DDTB May 21, 2017