Brain worm slop

Poorly conceived, politically motivated content with high levels of cringe and demonstrable lack of audience awareness.

That video of the Secretary of Health working out with Kid Rock was peak brain worm slop

Brain worm slop by Hinged February 20, 2026

Pavement Worm

Someone who wastes their life doing something that will ultimately be their demise.

Similar to worms lying on wet pavement only to be dried up by the sun the very next day.

Those kids in college are a bunch of pavement worms…

Pavement Worm by Brad Dog April 16, 2026

Off the worm 

OR off the wyrm; a reality check. Getting back to work after slacking or spacing out.

Referencing the tequila worm. As in you aren't drunk any more and have a hangover but have to get to work anyway.

After Summer I'm off the worm. Mom says I gotta get a job.

Off the worm by rewolf7 July 8, 2014

The Book Worm 

To cut a hole through a book with large girth, then insert your penis into it and go to town.

Yesterday I went to the library and saw two guys doing The Book Worm.

The Book Worm by The T.V Dinner May 20, 2015

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate sperm from the penis

"Why are you taking so long?"
"Give me few more minutes as I sperm the worm!"

Sperm the worm by Hoodies on the beach April 8, 2016

Slam the worm

Intercourse where the girl is On top. Slamming the worm is when the penis comes out of the vagina and the girl lands on it. Damage is caused.

Carl: I was Fuckin ali yesterday and she got too excited and slam the worm.

Frank: man that sucks. Maybe you should have a bigger D.

Slam the worm by C-ram April 26, 2016

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate semen from the penis.

The young man was feeling stressed out, so he decided to go to his room and sperm the worm to some smooth jazz.

Sperm the worm by Hoodies on the beach July 11, 2016