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Wafflehouseaholic

1. Any person that has an addiction and consistently craves eating at the restaurant Waffle House. Many studies have been done, but none have found a cure to this incredible-tasting addiction.
Kristin: Hey Matt, do you want to go to Waffle House!

Matt: Of course, Kristin! This'll be my 5th time to eat there this week.

Kristin: Why Matt! I didn't realize you were such a Wafflehouseaholic!
by Trumpetplaya April 4, 2009
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waffle house style

to do something (or someone) quick and easy. Comes from the popular restaurant, which is famous for being able to get food quick and easy. Can be applied to anything, but usually applied to getting some with sluts.
Dave: I don't know who to call because nobody will want to hang if we only have an hour.

Rob: Lets call Gina, we can do her waffle house style
by aaaaannnnnttttthhhhh October 21, 2009
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waffldiddlious

obscene; obsurd; esp. when refering to waffles or subject is related to waffles.
Kirk's Chicken and Waffles is a waffldiddlious establishment. Who would want chicken with their waffles?
by The Mighty Waffler December 15, 2009
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waffle of fury

Someone who is a redhead and hence has a firecrotch as well as having a blue waffle. Thus an explosion of red and blue on the vagina.
Blake: Hey, I heard you nailed that hot chick at the bar. SCORE!
Jake: Ehhhem, NO!! She had a waffle of fury
Blake: Ohhhhh nooooooO!!!!!
by kunt_get.a.job June 23, 2010
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Waffery

Waff-errr-reee

To waffle, jabber, jibber, ramble and mumble on. Any time you talk or write about something that has no real relavence or importance.
It was merely an exercise in waffery, which is why I mentioned my assumptions, providied my workings out and asked readers to draw their own conclusions.
by Stigward July 12, 2011
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Waffle

Q: “Belgium’s capital
Seokjin: “Waffle”
by btspavedthefkway May 9, 2019
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Desktop Waffle

when someone changes someone else's desktop background on their computer to a picture of 'blue waffle'. a picture of an infected vagina.
guy 1: I just went for a shit, came back, and there's a damn disgusting vagina on my screen.

guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!
by jackdee August 31, 2010
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