by doctor jeffrey November 15, 2019
Abby: omg did you actually fuck our math teacher?
Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!
Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!
by Have a great day 😌 November 16, 2020
by Click here November 04, 2020
If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.
- No.
- Yes.
- I dunno.
- Can I go to the bathroom?
Use it in the right context and you're saved!
- No.
- Yes.
- I dunno.
- Can I go to the bathroom?
Use it in the right context and you're saved!
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"
"Yes."
"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"
"I dunno."
"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"
"No."
"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
"Yes."
"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"
"I dunno."
"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"
"No."
"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004
On the 21 October, a national recognition of teachers is held where all the naughty boys and girls have to bring their teacher a bottle of wine to show their respect and apologise for being naughty.
Teacher: Tomorrow is National respect your teacher and bring them wine day so I expect you to comply for once
Naughty Student: Nahh, F**k that
Teacher: Do you want to pass this class or not?
Naughty Student: Bruh, I'm broke AF
Teacher: Can't you just do what you always do to get what you want without paying for things?
Naughty Student: Nahh, F**k that
Teacher: Do you want to pass this class or not?
Naughty Student: Bruh, I'm broke AF
Teacher: Can't you just do what you always do to get what you want without paying for things?
by miss_teacher October 19, 2021
March 10
This is the day each year where you can bang your teacher and they have to give you extra credit.
This is the day each year where you can bang your teacher and they have to give you extra credit.
by SheevTheSenate66 November 23, 2021
Mostly like a teacher’s pet but 1000% times worse.
A Teacher’s Ass Kisser (TSA) will act like the teacher in hope of getting good grades.
A Teacher’s Ass Kisser (TSA) will act like the teacher in hope of getting good grades.
Principle: Stundents we have a new teacher.
Teacher: Hey Gu..
TSA: Hey sir I am Todd and I can’t wait to finally get to know you, you see there are some ......
Whisper
Kid 1: Jesus Todd is a teacher’s ass kisser
Kid 2 I know right.
Teacher: Hey Gu..
TSA: Hey sir I am Todd and I can’t wait to finally get to know you, you see there are some ......
Whisper
Kid 1: Jesus Todd is a teacher’s ass kisser
Kid 2 I know right.