Squirtburger

When a woman has hooftoe, a powder puff, a roast beef sandwich, Ginernormous, camel toe and or the like, has an orgasm that squirts on your face.

My Girlfriends Hooftoe watered me from my chest to chin with her squirtburger.

by BJ Silvani-Matar February 4, 2025

Squills

A sudden, urgent onset of gastrointestinal distress or "the runs," often triggered by extreme stress, anxiety, or something or someone truly repulsive.

"Every time Trevor speaks I get a massive case of the squills"

by Deacon St. John January 21, 2026

Squirtaliate

When you nut on your girl's face and hair so she retaliates by squirting on you when you least expect it.

Melanie: "Last night mike shot his dirty monkey all over my face and hair! It took hours to wash out."

Rebecca "OMG, did you get him back for that?"

Melanie: "Yeah girl, I drank loads of water and ate asparagus all day then rubbed myself raw and squirtaliated on him when he fell asleep on the couch!"

by BobStevens40 February 27, 2026

Squirtback

The liquid version of a blowback.

"Oh no! That was the last of the wine, don't swallow it. Give me a squirtback?!"

by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026

Squirt Incident

An incident that occured when a pervert by the name of Uzair asked a 15 year old girl if she squirts. This incident happened when the hornball Uzair, got horny after he made some rumors about his girl, so he asked an innocent girl playing fortnite with her friends if she squirts, rumor has it he has no remorse.

"Do you squirt?" Asked Uzair
"Whats the squirt incident?"

by AOA Association March 5, 2025

Squirt Incident

When your on call and you ask a girl if they squirt, she then goes silent and your sitting there, regretting your choice forever. Your aquaintences find out and they make fun of you for it forever, and then you skip the next few weeks because you think shes gonna come up to you and yell at you infront of everyone even though she doesnt even show up anywhere near you.

"Hey, do you squirt?!?!" - Weird dude
"Ew" - The Girl
This is the Squirt Incident

by AOA Association March 26, 2025

squintroduction

Refers to a "So-and-So, this is So-and-So" names-stating meeting whereby one or both of said newly-met parties have visibly-suspicious narrowed-eyed reservations regarding da true identity, character, and/or intentions of da other just-been-verbally-acquainted-with-him individual.

If Benedetto had been presented to one or more of his immediate adoptive-family members by using his assumed-identity title of "Prince/Count Andrea Cavalcanti", said meeting would likely have been a squintroduction, as they would have thought that he looked remarkably like their own adopted son!

by QuacksO April 28, 2025