The word is pretty obvious. If you own yourself.
It's actually making a comment that makes yourself look stupid.
Usually used on forums.
It's actually making a comment that makes yourself look stupid.
Usually used on forums.
by King Alcohol May 19, 2006
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The term used to describe a person who will constantly describe themselves or their achievements in a favorable light. To give yourself a verbal blowjob. From the word fellatio, meaning "oral stimulation of the penis", and the word self, meaning "one's identity."
Opposite of self-defecating.
Opposite of self-defecating.
People who exaggerate their achievements are self-fellating.
"I totally scored a 10 last week."
"Dude, she was a six. You're self-fellating."
"I totally scored a 10 last week."
"Dude, she was a six. You're self-fellating."
by A-lista March 28, 2010
Get the self-fellating mug.Hey Larry I just ripped off that dudes claw.....Yeah give me some, nope. You asshole you are a selfish shellfish....
Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.
Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.
Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.
Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.
Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.
Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.
Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.
Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.
by Looney Larry January 31, 2010
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Someone who does this can be called a selfish tagger
Someone who does this can be called a selfish tagger
1) Facebook: Alana has tagged herself in your album
"bitch didn't tag me or anyone else, that's some selfish tagging"
2) "oh good, she tagging my photos for me"
"nah, she's just doing herself, she's a selfish tagger"
"bitch didn't tag me or anyone else, that's some selfish tagging"
2) "oh good, she tagging my photos for me"
"nah, she's just doing herself, she's a selfish tagger"
by Totes McGoates November 4, 2010
Get the Selfish Tagging mug.A dumb ass who took a buzzfeed test and it said they have ADHD, and now uses it for ever excuse in the world.
Me: Are you focused?
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.
by Mrsymphony September 14, 2020
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a)to be a complete legend, hilarious and know every word in the dictionary.
b)to speak in a terrifically deadpan, smokers drawl and appear on "Shooting Stars"
a)to be a complete legend, hilarious and know every word in the dictionary.
b)to speak in a terrifically deadpan, smokers drawl and appear on "Shooting Stars"
A - I cannot believe you're defining someone so coruscating and whimsical within the confines of such a minute oblong!
B - What?
B - What?
by The Seventh Si January 6, 2005
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