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oops poops

N.The accidental crapping of ones pants due to laughing uncontrollably or attempting to fart.
Man, Rob told me a joke so funny and the next thing you know I found an oops poops in my pants.
by iSkateWhoa May 30, 2008
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Group Poop

The act of taking a poop with a group of people.
Dude, I was watching this movie the other day about chicks doing group poops. I didn't even KNOW that chicks pooped.
by The grouper pooper September 25, 2010
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Poop Smoke

The vilest of all the gastric phenomena’s, these farts surface exclusively just prior to crapping. Usually hot, silent, and completely disgusting these farts can clear out a room or small Ethiopian village.
fartpoop smokepooping
by Reptile Guy November 8, 2009
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Winnie the Pooping

When you poop with nothing but a t-shirt on
When you need full movement of your legs for an aggressive shit you’ll find yourself Winnie the Pooping
by DummDumm October 29, 2020
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magical poop

A magical poop occurs when one poops, wipes, and realizes that they are still totally clean.
I totally had a magical poop last night. I only had to wipe once!
by joesc September 7, 2013
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pussy poop

Verb: to give birth, to push (or poop) a baby out through the vagina
Sherice had unprotected sex and 9 months later she pussy pooped a whole ass baby which she gave up for adoption since she did not currently have the financial means to take care of a child
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cup a poop

The act of harvesting the gaseous emissions of one's rear end within cupped hands in order to convey it to the unwitting victim's face intact and "fresh". Usually done with the accompanying phrase "Merry Christmas, Beee-atch"
Tarquin leant towards Jeremy on the comfortable sofa and started to whisper in his ear, suddenly he withdrew his hands from behind him and cup a pooped the startled Jeremy "Merry Christmas bee-atch" he bellowed "get some of that dog's egg my son".
by Michael Cluskey October 6, 2006
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