Muffercraft

Crummys moms box used as a reliable source of transportation to the work force. A vaginal hovercraft, propelled by downward winds from deep inside the vaginal cavity.

"I took the muffercraft to work today, got a little wet along the way."

by Seelynn November 21, 2013

muff-face

One who has a badly kept beard on his chin. Makes them look like a twat and if it kept just right, will look and feel like the pubic region of a hairy woman.

My mate Pete is a Muff-face. And he's ginger as well so it don't help! hahaha

by Blair Brodie August 24, 2004

muff dar

Primal Radar for Searching out beautiful ladies

"Ya Muff Dar is on form "

by Craig and Simon November 9, 2006

Muff Mites

Meaning an unwanted parasitic insect sometimes naked to the human eye. I.e. Crabs.

John went to Mary's house and left when he found out she had muff mites

by keeponrockin99 February 7, 2009

Muffian

A fat loser living with his parents.

GUY1> Muffian is in his basement playing Tibia.
GUY2> haha what a loser that game is worse than WoW!

by jagsph April 13, 2010

Muff Puddler

A teenage adolecent male who ponders on vagina day in day out. He tries to spank himself into submission like a dog in the face of Ceaser Milan, but none of these thousands upon thousands of orgasms will sefice for the vagina the virgin craves. Many times in this increasing bone tome he will have such an outstanding amount of wet dreams that he will drown himself in his own spunk.

Ever since Hogarth saw Fanny's snatch he was doomed to the life of a muff puddler, semening on whatever he finds.

by Bone Hane June 15, 2010

Muff Muzzle

When a guy is eating out a girl the pubic hair gets stuck in his braces.

I got "Muff Muzzled" last night.

by Muff Master Alex January 16, 2012