by The Ginger Ninja August 4, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothers mug.A band that teenage and preteen girls all over the world are obsessing over for some strange reason that I can't even begin to fathom. Possibly it's because they (the young girls) are having this weird hallucination of them being hot, which is absolutely crazy. That's definitely the only reason, unless they look up at them because they wish their boyfriends had that kind of skill in dumping them (NOT). Because the idea that anyone could even like their music just the tiniest bit is a thought that my entire mind repels against.
Trust me, I know about this, I am one of the few teens who haven't been caught up in this massive brainwashing. Save yourself before you are too!!!!!!
Trust me, I know about this, I am one of the few teens who haven't been caught up in this massive brainwashing. Save yourself before you are too!!!!!!
(Jonas Brothers come on radio)
Fangirl One: OMGOMGOMG it's the jonas brothers!!! nick is so hot!!!! yay!!!!!!
Sane person: ahhhhhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my ears are in torture!!
(Fangirls turn it up)
Fangirl Two: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!??!?! The jobros are amazing, talented young boys!! and OMG JOE IS SO HOT!!!!!
Sane person: HELP!!!
(Sane person attempts to change station; fangirls turn on him with knives)
Fangirl One: And Nick is so hot!!!!
Fangirl Two: Joe only broke up with Taylor so he could go out with ME!!!
Sane person: *gurgle*
Fangirl One: OMGOMGOMG it's the jonas brothers!!! nick is so hot!!!! yay!!!!!!
Sane person: ahhhhhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my ears are in torture!!
(Fangirls turn it up)
Fangirl Two: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!??!?! The jobros are amazing, talented young boys!! and OMG JOE IS SO HOT!!!!!
Sane person: HELP!!!
(Sane person attempts to change station; fangirls turn on him with knives)
Fangirl One: And Nick is so hot!!!!
Fangirl Two: Joe only broke up with Taylor so he could go out with ME!!!
Sane person: *gurgle*
by onlysaneonearoundhereanymore February 16, 2009
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Q: who the hell are the Jonas Brothers?
A: just google it .. key words = The Jonas Brothers.
Q: why do you dont like the Jonas Brothers?
A : cuz they suck and their idiotic fans seriously suck.
they are overrated
they do have bad music
they give modern music a bad name
they should take voice lessons and guitar lessons
they have terrible lyrics and they frickin suck at singing
the fans are the sorriest excuse for humans cuz they are hypocrites and posers
such stupid music by band that dont know how to play their instrument
A: just google it .. key words = The Jonas Brothers.
Q: why do you dont like the Jonas Brothers?
A : cuz they suck and their idiotic fans seriously suck.
they are overrated
they do have bad music
they give modern music a bad name
they should take voice lessons and guitar lessons
they have terrible lyrics and they frickin suck at singing
the fans are the sorriest excuse for humans cuz they are hypocrites and posers
such stupid music by band that dont know how to play their instrument
brainless fangirls : - whats they AIM and Email?
- how can i get nick/joe/kevin/whoever to marry me?
- zomg, i'm like, their biggest fan!
- which Jonas Brother are you gonna go out with?
the Anti-Jonas : I HATE the Jonas Brothers.
Even if I didn't I'd still be annoyed by these stupid questions.
they are mainstream, gay, and generally talentless and a lot of girls don't shut the fuck up about them
When will they end?
- how can i get nick/joe/kevin/whoever to marry me?
- zomg, i'm like, their biggest fan!
- which Jonas Brother are you gonna go out with?
the Anti-Jonas : I HATE the Jonas Brothers.
Even if I didn't I'd still be annoyed by these stupid questions.
they are mainstream, gay, and generally talentless and a lot of girls don't shut the fuck up about them
When will they end?
by Naraya W. October 4, 2008
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Get the Joe Jones mug.Do ever have the need to define something that is so mind-numbingly, ball-achingly and spine shatteringly awesome that no words seem adequate?
Well this is the expression for you.
Accept no substitutes. While stocks last. One per person.
Well this is the expression for you.
Accept no substitutes. While stocks last. One per person.
Those shoes are Electric Jones!
Thats an Electric Jones pair of bosoms!
Electric Jones is my daddy! (A common, and my I point out, false use of the expression: as I do not know your mother, and even if I did: she promised I wouldn't have to be involved with you).
Thats an Electric Jones pair of bosoms!
Electric Jones is my daddy! (A common, and my I point out, false use of the expression: as I do not know your mother, and even if I did: she promised I wouldn't have to be involved with you).
by Electric Jones (suprisingly) February 20, 2008
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an example of something you may hear from the mouth of any so called 'Jonas hater' when prompted:
"I think for myself."
Enough said!
"I think for myself."
Enough said!
by SlimTony June 9, 2009
Get the Jonas hater mug.Lead guitarist of the teen pop sensation The Jonas Brothers, Kevin is basically the perfect male. Not only is he gorgeous, but he is also talented in the art of guitar-playing, has strong morals, which is very admirable in this day and age, and is the sweetest guy to ever walk the planet.
Teen Girl #1: Oh my gosh, I love Nick Jonas with all of my heart!
Teen Girl #2: I'm going to have Joe Jonas's babies!
Teen Girl #3: Guys, Nick and Joe are pretty cool, but Kevin Jonas is clearly the epitome of perfection.
Teen Girl #2: I'm going to have Joe Jonas's babies!
Teen Girl #3: Guys, Nick and Joe are pretty cool, but Kevin Jonas is clearly the epitome of perfection.
by ErinFTW February 25, 2008
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