Glumpclaw

A person who acts badass but cant hurt a fly

Terry: jimmy said hes gonna beat me
Sharon: jimmy is a fucking glumpclaw dont worry

by godoplays August 23, 2019

carlsbad grimple

To have the head of your penis injected with a drug, usually heroin

President Bush loves giving the Carlsbad Grimple to Dick Cheney.

by Karlos Malik Shabazz May 17, 2006

grumpy gills

cat-butt

stop being a grumpy gills

by joemauer October 21, 2010

Gromph

Is way cooler than epitaph because he epi licks monkey nuts.

wow, that guy is so gromph.. and him over there is so epitaph, ewww, get away from that monkey.

by Sean January 3, 2005

glump

the default posture of a teenager.

he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Foxy Grampa

When a man is recieving a blowjob from a women and an older man wielding a cane comes up and jams the cane so far up the women's ass that she vomits on the mans penis.

Jane and Richie and Old Man Rivers performed a Foxy Grampa for their upcoming Porno "One Girl One Cane".

by Jon (Foxy Grampuh) S. April 19, 2008

Grumpin

(verb) The act of vigorously passing a particularly stubborn bowel movement. Usually involves grunting and the straining of one's sphincter. See also: Constipation

I hate when I'm in the bathroom at work and someone is grumpin' out a gnarly deuce. Gross...

by SneakyMe September 2, 2011