Dead

frontman of norwegian black metal band Mayhem.
committed suicide at the age of 22.
the real soul of Mayhem.
Mayhem without Dead are not the real Mayhem.
probably the best blackster ever.
his name will never die, as his spirit does.
never forget his death, that changed black metal scene more than Euronymous' death did.
in memory of a legend.

Dead is simply a legend.
nothing else to say.

by countess_Grishnackh August 21, 2009

dead beat dad

a loser father who is almost never around, flaky, and breaks promises, usually made to his kids.

dad: hey, jimmy :) how would you like a tree house in the yard for your next birthday? i promise i'll build it for you. it'll be loads of fun!
lil jimmy: oh boy! i would love that! ur the bestest.
....next b-day: dad doesn't even show up cuz he's busy with his hooker friend...
lil jimmy: MOMMY! Daddy didn't come! WHY? *sniff*
mom: of course not. he's a dead beat dad.

by Kennedi Greene October 11, 2007

dreaded bearded clam

Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.

My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded bearded clam .

by Steve Mac Q March 23, 2006

Dead Weight

A relationship that has gotten way too heavy, typically with one person being the cause for unfathomable drama.

What an asshole! She's better off though, at least she's done with the dead weight.

by Woe is me. August 6, 2010

Achmed the dead terrorist

funny dead terrorist who makes fun of muslims, jews, terrorists and anything else to do with the middle east

Achmed the dead terrorist: I KILL YOU!!!

by Nss191489 June 14, 2008

deadbeat

Someone who doesn't pay their bills, screws up their credit, and then blames everyone else for their problems.

Vance and Toya Lackey

by Andrew (their ex-landlord) July 28, 2004

dead 90 fest

when you are at a party with a ton of males, where each one has a dead 90.

1.) hopefully some bitches will come to this house to chill, i'm sick of this dead 90 fest.

2.) Eww, yesterday pags invited me to his house, i'm not going cuz it will be a dead 90 fest fo sho

by Charleston Rupert Smith III January 15, 2006