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Dreadactyl 

A. A term used to describe black holes and other objects so completely self-centered that they suck in all light and life from the world.
B. A person who lacks the ability to care for other living things other than as sources of entertainment or distractions from the emptiness that consumes them from within. A person who torments animals by treating them like toys they can torture for fun. A person who accepts no responsibility for relationship problems because in their view the other parties exist only as things to be used for their pleasure.
C. A failed artist or a failure at life that clings to the image of being an artist in the hope of escaping responsibility for their shortcomings.
Getting sucked into a dreadactyl will totally destroy you and everything around you.

If you keep torturing that poor cat people will think you're a dreadactyl.

Only a dreadactyl could suck that much and still give terrible blowjobs.
Dreadactyl by smiles2win October 27, 2018
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Dreadactyl 

A creature with pterodactyl like features but is nothing related to it. It is fond with tubas. Sometimes it is mistaken to be pregnant but has had at least 16 offspring and sometimes considered asexual. Dreadactyl's have positive relationships with squirrels. The sound of a dreadactyl consists of a crackling noise or random outbursts of German. Dreadactyls have things for noses.
Whoa did you see the Dreadactyl?
Ya, it poked my nose then shouted Random German at me.
I think her 17th child is coming
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