the country where i live, run by a stupid f*ckhead and is going to shite.
"i live in the usa, but im moving when i'm old enough."
a loser father who is almost never around, flaky, and breaks promises, usually made to his kids.
dad: hey, jimmy :) how would you like a tree house in the yard for your next birthday? i promise i'll build it for you. it'll be loads of fun!
lil jimmy: oh boy! i would love that! ur the bestest.
....next b-day: dad doesn't even show up cuz he's busy with his hooker friend...
lil jimmy: MOMMY! Daddy didn't come! WHY? *sniff*
mom: of course not. he's a dead beat dad.
police code meaning crazy and violent. often used as slang meaning the same.
cop: "we have a 51/50 here. im gonna need backup."
person: "that dude's a fucking 51/50. dont mess with him."
word meaning kind of, sort of, or a little bit. can be tacked on to an existing word or used by itself.
1 ex: "that color is blue-ish"
2 ex: -"are you hungry?"
International talk like a pirate day is celebrated on sept. 19 every year. its a day when EVERYONE, not just internet people, talk like pirates! its super fun, so try and make it as popular as you can and get you whole office/school doing it!
guy 1: ahoy me matey!it be international talk like a pirate day!
guy 2: oh, really? thats nice.
guy 1: no ye bloomin land lubber! ye be having to talk like a pirate t'day.
guy 2; no, n othats ok id kind of feel rather uncomfo...
guy 1: AAARRR YE SCURVEY DOG! THAT BE IT! WALK THE PLANK FER YER PIRATE HATIN' WAYS!!
to get a cigarette from someone for free.
Girl 1: hey can i bum a smoke?
Girl 2: sure. here, have fun getting cancer
Fred Flintstone's bowling nickname in the cartoon The Flintstones.
Barney: "come on twinkle toes, get us a strike."