labia beard

Noun. When a girl shaves all of her pubic hair EXCEPT around her labia, thus forming a pussy beard.

Emily: I need to shave my vagina...
Stephanie: I need to finish shaving my vagina...
Emily: You have quite the labia beard.

(Woman outside bathroom stall snickers as she plays with her labia beard)

by command post captains November 4, 2009

Conor's Beard

Reference to a large amount of hair recently removed to cause shock amongst friends. Usu. Facial Hair on men.

Dude, did you see bill's conor's beard? One day, it was bushy as a sheep, now its all gone.

by czach December 9, 2007

Douche Beard

A full beard and sideburns with a mustache that may or may not be trimmed that is worn my a man with a bald head.

Chris Daughtry often sports a douche beard

by Bigs73 June 27, 2014

Douche Beard

A douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

A fat douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

The beard is dirty. It will usually contain some food particles or maybe even insects.

Picture a douche bag with a dirty Abe Lincoln style facial hair.

Rick: Look at that guys douche beard
Tom: Its nasty dude, I saw him eat a bean from it

by my_cack November 2, 2009

Drag Beard

1. See: Skirt Boy
2. Ugly.
3. A male who dresses in women's clothes who has a thick beard.

"I totally thought that was a chick, and then it turned around, and OMG it was Drag Beard!!!11!!"

Also see: opposite of cool.

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Cheese Beard

An extension of the cheese stache. A beard which consists of scattered, patchy hair growth, typically seen on people of Hispanic heritage.

Man did you see Alex's cheese beard? Somebody get him a razor!

by halfpint86 October 16, 2010

Bro Beard

Bro Beard, simply put. Where a bro cuts his hair with a 1 guard, so it's super short, then has a thick beard that totally offsets it, so it's unbalanced. Must be accentuated by lack of wearing the Bro, Flat Billed black hat cocked to the side.

Ohh myyy, check out that Bro. I bet he has a family of squirrels living in that Bro Beard. What a bro!! LOL

by Bro's spread like syphilis March 19, 2011