my_cack's definitions

Douche Beard

A douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

A fat douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

The beard is dirty. It will usually contain some food particles or maybe even insects.

Picture a douche bag with a dirty Abe Lincoln style facial hair.

Rick: Look at that guys douche beard
Tom: Its nasty dude, I saw him eat a bean from it

by my_cack November 2, 2009