Ass Knot

Unable to shit. Constipated. Requiring a laxative or enema to but that rectal clog.

I have an ass knot. Need a laxative now.

The only thing that busted up my ass knot was that enema. Wet and wild.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

ass fatigue

when your ass gets sore from sitting for extended periods of time in an uncomfortable seat (e.g. metal folding chairs or bleechers)

I went to see the Chicago Cubs play, the game lasted almost four hours, when the game was over I had some major ass fatigue.

by Michael_Hunt July 5, 2009

ass whisperer

One who can communicate and please a girl's ass in a very special way.

I never thought I'd ever like anal sex; but then I met the ass whisperer.

by the guru of gurus November 17, 2009

ass cactus

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

by Bigsteve February 24, 2005

ass napkins

another name for toilet paper

im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!

by calimoe May 30, 2006

ass slam

The act of anal sex.

I gave Heather a good ass slam last night.

by JJ Pride December 4, 2007

ass lather

The slightly moist froth that builds up between a persons ass cheeks after prolonged physical activity on warm days. Ass Lather is usually accompanied by a foul stench. Similar to Swamp Balls.

Dude, I forgot to take a shower before I nailed Amanda in the turd cutter, now I have a serious case of Ass Lather!

by TheGhosthammer January 20, 2008