twat puffer 

one (male or female) whom enjoys the act of puffing or lightly blowing into a twat.

Yo mayne, you see that girl lightly blowin twat last night?!" "Shit son i knew i saw a twat puffer i think it was EMILY NEWMAN

twat puffer by #1TWAT SQUAD July 23, 2011

Twat Hippopotamus

An abnormally overused pussy . So loose that dicks get lost in that jungle .

Brian: That bitch was so loose that I got no pleasure . It felt like I was sticking my dick in some nasty jello .
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o

Twat Hippopotamus by SuckThePussy October 31, 2011

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey 

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators

The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey by AWrinkleInTime April 14, 2016

Twat Leak 

1. The post coital leaking of remnant semen from the twat. No matter how good the clean up is, there’s still a period of twat leak at some point. A condition that has plagued females for centuries.

2. An insult to anyone being and acting like a total twat.

I had morning sex today. Even though I thought I got all his nut out, I started to twat leak during my lunch break.

Stop crying about your pathetic life and do something about it you twat leak.

Twat Leak by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Twat Waffle

1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.

What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.

Twat Waffle by jagerhall August 5, 2019

twat licker

the licking of the female sexual body part.

My gosh, Johnny, you're such a twat licker.

twat licker by Kasper Lee February 12, 2006

twat rocket

a woman who leaves a long term relationship and gets married within a year

Dude, i thought she was with XXX for the last 17 years! Now she's getting married?
She was...she's a twat rocket

twat rocket by xxjipsy911xx July 15, 2011