Toadstool

When you take a crap in a toilet on top of toilet paper so that the crap sits on the paper like a toad... Toadstooling! AKA Lilypadding.

Dude, left the biggest toadstool in the faculty bathroom this morning!

by ScotchRox August 30, 2018

Reverse Trade Rape

In Fantasy Football - When you refuse to make a trade, and that decision ends up costing you your season.

There is no way I'll let you trade rape me with this trade offer! All my players are better than yours!

.....3 losing weeks later.....

If only I had made that trade, I would be in the playoffs... I Reverse Trade Raped myself!

by NOFFL - Stroh November 25, 2010

Toadie

Drunk. Having lost time with no recollection. Creatively blonde.

I really pulled a Toadie this weekend!

by Buzz February 9, 2005

angry hump toad

something high people think up
you would never ever even think of it if you werent high
its up to your imagination to decide what it looks like

haaaaaa angry hump toads

by Gusto May 13, 2005

toadmonster

The most indescribably hideous human being to have ever walked the face of the earth.

WOW. Lil Wayne is such a toadmonster.

by HPfans July 14, 2011

trad capp

In specialty coffee: Pretentious douche code-speak when ordering a 'traditional cappuccino'. A traditional cappuccino is 5oz and specialty coffee is already viewed as pretentious by the general population (gen-pop... see, makes you cringe doesn't it?) without fedora-wearing, monotone scrote-totlers asking baristas for 'trad capps'...

Barista: "Morning, :) how's it going what can I getcha"
Kale Quinoa Chips III: "Yahh mahhnn can I just get liiike a trad capp like for here"
Barista: >:(

by leatherboundfountainpen July 19, 2015

toadpipe

Tying a large toad to your penis while it is alive and having sexual intercourse while the toad squirms around in the vagina of the girl

The toadpipe is so overrated

by Asseater__69 April 26, 2016