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Tim Allen Hammer 

A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.
I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Tim Allen Hammer by Eskimoman76 April 16, 2004
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Tim Pool 

An American YouTuber, journalist, and political commentator most well known for his coverage of the Occupy Wall Street protests in 2011 and his appearance on the Joe Rogan experience. He is also known the beanie he wears at all times and legends say that under his beanie is either an infinite amount of beanies.
Dude 1: Tim pool is a fine journalist and he's rather fair in his judgement and commentary.

Dude 2: Cool, but what's under his beanie?

Dude 1: (Stabs Dude 2) No one must ever know or question it.
Tim Pool by Roberto Steve July 31, 2019

tim henson 

The host of the Distorted View Daily podcast. You might like it if you are looking at random words on here! His followers are referred to as "Freaks."
Tim Henson played the sound from a gay fisting video at the beginning of Distorted View.
tim henson by Cactus Jack May 21, 2021

Tim Shanks

a man that queefs out of his penis hole. he works at movie theaters making popcorn and he umpires baseball alot too.
Did you see that Tim Shanks at the movie theater today?
Tim Shanks by schurthing October 10, 2011
(v.) to deny sexual intercourse with a female who is desperately attempting to mate with the male counterpart.
Person 1: Damn yo, this girl wants to fuck me soooo bad its rediculous.
Person 2: So you gonna smash that man?
Person 1: Nah yo, Im gonna Tim Tebow the shit out of her, sheel never have sex with me in her life.
Person 2: Damn you have the heart of a champion.
Tim Tebow by phillybol January 23, 2011

tim shea 

jillians best friend in the world. a crazy fun kid who gets drunk every weekend.
jillian and tim are tight nigga what!!!
tim shea by jillian April 18, 2005