3 definitions by Cactus Jack

i'd crack

Referring to, "I'd smash" it simply means, "I'd fuck you."

Yo, I'd crack her.

by Cactus Jack July 28, 2017

tim henson

The host of the Distorted View Daily podcast. You might like it if you are looking at random words on here! His followers are referred to as "Freaks."

Tim Henson played the sound from a gay fisting video at the beginning of Distorted View.

by Cactus Jack May 21, 2021

PwC

An unholy, foul creature that subsists on human souls. Also known as PricewaterhouseCoopers or el Chupacabra.

Ron: "Why does Brian sit there, lifelessly staring at the wall?"

Champ: "PwC ate his soul."

Brick: "I ate a big red candle."

by Cactus Jack July 28, 2005