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the warp 

The cause for all physchic abilities in the Warhammer 40000 universe. Also the cause for the forces of Chaos.

The warp is hard to describe, in that it is completely chaotic, yet to some a sole salvation. Psykers can communicate telepathically through it and some can use it as a sort of weapon, with physical effects. Some can rip a tear in the warp through which others may be sucked. Others can use the warp to enhance their own capabilities.

Through all these advantages though there are even more dangers. Chaotic beings and malicious daemons travel through the warp and can enter this realm through its wielder.

Psykers face a constant danger if not disciplined. The daemons can speak with these psykers and even persuade them to be possessed. The effects of possession are horrible and mutagenic, transforming the host into two beings in one body, one is constantly trying to take over all control and burst free of the conciousness of the host.
It was pure chaos, vomitted striaght out of the warp.

The warp spawn grew grotesquely from its host.

The beast had four arms, no five, i couldnt count them as they were constantly changing. The effects of the warp are terrible to behold, indeed.
the warp by Rodell August 12, 2006

the pull of the weasel 

I found a wallet with $100 dollars in it, but resisted the pull of the weasel and returned it intact.

save-the-worlder 

A wealthy, 20-something North American who travels to a third world country for a short period of time. They pay an organization in order to volunteer with them, then return back to their counry and bring up their experiences in every possible situation.
Ryan: "Oh man, I'm so full."
Laura: "At least you can afford food. When I was in Guatemala, I saw starving people, like, everywhere."
Ryan: "Stop being such a fucking save-the-worlder!"

Smoke on the water 

Old folks from the country, generally in the south, use to say on nights where there was mist/fog over a swamp, pond, river or lake that the devil was raising hell under water. The saying "there is going to be smoke on the water tonight" came from that and means something is about to go down or someone is getting ready to raise hell. The saying predates the rock song by deep purples but I doubt they intended that meaning in their song. I believe their song is about a fire at a hotel.
If them MFs don't have my money theres gonna be some smoke on the water. I.e. I'm gonna raise hell.

The Most Interesting Man in the World 

A total badass that every man wants to be when they get older. His commercials show just how pussified society has become in the past 50 years.
"I dont always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis."

"Stay thirsty my friends."

Quoted from The Most Interesting Man in the World

Scandinavia and the World 

a series of comics by "Humon" that, while some are not G-rated, are very funny. Each person represents a country or island (their shirt is their flag) and are based off of steriotypes for the countries the represent. There are alot of characters, but only a few main ones:

Denmark: A drunk who says weird things at wierd times. Scared of nature. likes porn.

Sweden: A total dork; neat freak, technology wiz, very orderly.

Norway: A nature-loving fish eater. Almost always carries fish around and/or eats fish.

Finland: Comes in around the eighth comic or so. A drunk who always wears a green hat with ear flaps. Always carries a knife and a bottle of whiskey. Violent. Typically uses the word "perkele", a finnish curse word. Likes trying to stab people.

Iceland: A very sporty dude with white-blonde hair. Like paracuting into random places, especially volcanoes. Drawn with sparkles, but doesn't relly sparkle. it's just to emphasize his prettiness.

America: A bigshot who is in about a third of the comics. selfish, strange, uses canada as a hat. Butts in to the scandinavian's buisness randomly.

each of the characters also has a sister, but they aren't in there very often.

Alot of the characters are gay in some way shape or form.
google search "Scandinavia and the world" it's awesome.