santamya

hoe that sucks dick

Santamya pulls all the boys she’s a

by Fredo February 22, 2018

Santa Clause

A fat white man who rapes children on Christmas

Dude Nicholas cage was raled by Santa clause

by Alucard 01 October 24, 2018

Santa Daddy

Basically a sugar daddy, but only throughout the months of November to January 1st

Megan: Should i ask Brad to be my Santa Daddy?

Lisa: Um, DUH?!

by cuckertwentyfive November 11, 2018

Santa Claus

A fat man who comes to your house once a year and not any day because he's in jail for breaking and entering.

Santa Claus brought me coal!

by Diamondstar9878 December 10, 2018

Santa clause

A lie that we tell all our children so that we can give them more gifts for no good fucking reason

Santa clause is a lie.

by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018

Santa pooed

To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.

Charlie went on dude bros roof and Santa pooed that old mans flaming fire so hard!

by Pooploverforever January 30, 2019

Santa Clause

A lie told to kids by their parents.

Mom: Y/N!
You: Yes mom?
Mom: Why did you lie to us D:< ?!
You: What about Santa Clause? Why did YOU lie about HIM?
Mom: ...
You: Exactly -_- ..

by Rock_Stone May 10, 2019