A Catholic High School located on Long Island. It has very strict rules, stuck up kids, horrible flight attendant-esque uniforms, REALLY stuck up kids, and a knack for spreading rumors. Everyone hates on one another and will do anything to save themselves from getting socially wrecked. Once you enter there, you change. Everyone is shallow and no one makes it out innocently. No one learns anything because everyone's too busy with gossip. The minds of the kids are controlled by the "popular" kids, so no one thinks for themselves. Quite sad, actually. Also, if you dye your hair, you can get expelled or some shit like that. No one is accepted unless you like to give head to stupid boys who are going to dump you anyway. In short, if you go there, you're screwed.
Also see: Hitler Youth, mean girls, Chinese water torture, Concentration camp
Also see: Hitler Youth, mean girls, Chinese water torture, Concentration camp
Girl One: i can't believe he dumped me right after school started! he was that ashamed of me.
Girl two: well, does he go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School?
Girl one: yeah...
girl two: hmph. figures.
Teacher: and so, Hitler formed concentration camps because he was highly discriminatory against all non-germans and jews.
Smartass student: so he went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School, right?!
Girl two: well, does he go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School?
Girl one: yeah...
girl two: hmph. figures.
Teacher: and so, Hitler formed concentration camps because he was highly discriminatory against all non-germans and jews.
Smartass student: so he went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School, right?!
by ohheyihateyou July 30, 2009
Get the St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School mug.1. A high school that prides itself in producing non-kablastafucked students who frequently complete the losing cycle against their extreme godly rivals, the almighty Salesianum High School!
2. Their mascot is a joke-of-a-knight that enjoys sheethed sabers in the rectal cavity.
2. Their mascot is a joke-of-a-knight that enjoys sheethed sabers in the rectal cavity.
by Cyber Troll September 5, 2004
Get the St. Marks High School, Wilmington Delaware mug.A high school located in Astoria, Queens. This school is affiliated with St. John's University and the students are all from different parts of the city. Many ethnic groups go to the school: Greeks, Italians, Blacks, Whites, Hispanics, Poles, and Asians. The school's academic system consists of four different levels. The level you get put in is determined by your 8th grade average and a special placement test. Each level has a diffferent difficulty. Level 1-Remedial, Level 2-Average, Level 3-Regents, and Level 4-Honors.
Most of the students are in level 2. However, the next highest people are in level 1. Usually, there's only 1 or 2 Honors and Regents classes per year. Most of the teachers at the school are pretty good instructors. Some of them have even been there for 20 years or more.
Despite the fact that the school is very good for high academic achievers, there's the social problems of the school. Sadly, many of the students are rap-loving imbeciles who will make fun of you if you're intelligent or if they consider you a nerd. Infact, some of them pick on other students for no real reason at all. Many of the sensible students are in Honors and Regents. Not too many are in the levels below.
There is also the problem of fights. This year, there were over 4 fights in the Freshman year alone. There have also been two freshmen expelled.
Despite all this, the school is still pretty good.
Most of the students are in level 2. However, the next highest people are in level 1. Usually, there's only 1 or 2 Honors and Regents classes per year. Most of the teachers at the school are pretty good instructors. Some of them have even been there for 20 years or more.
Despite the fact that the school is very good for high academic achievers, there's the social problems of the school. Sadly, many of the students are rap-loving imbeciles who will make fun of you if you're intelligent or if they consider you a nerd. Infact, some of them pick on other students for no real reason at all. Many of the sensible students are in Honors and Regents. Not too many are in the levels below.
There is also the problem of fights. This year, there were over 4 fights in the Freshman year alone. There have also been two freshmen expelled.
Despite all this, the school is still pretty good.
*The Ditmars Blvd. station in Astoria.*
Chris: Hey, that kid is wearing navy blue pants and a white shirt. He must go to St. John's Prep.
Jimmy: I hear that school's pretty good. I might send my son there.
Chris: Hey, that kid is wearing navy blue pants and a white shirt. He must go to St. John's Prep.
Jimmy: I hear that school's pretty good. I might send my son there.
by King of Inland June 29, 2007
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by Don't worry about it July 27, 2003
Get the St. Anger mug.1) a school where a person who is even remotely intelligent is smarter than most of the teachers
2) a school full of 99% lazy teachers and 1% who actually care
3) see hell
4) a place I will leave behind and never return to after May of 2006
5) a school where the average ACT score is probably like an 18
6) A school in Missouri- do I even need to elaborate?
2) a school full of 99% lazy teachers and 1% who actually care
3) see hell
4) a place I will leave behind and never return to after May of 2006
5) a school where the average ACT score is probably like an 18
6) A school in Missouri- do I even need to elaborate?
So yeah, I went to St. Charles West, didn't try that hard, told my teachers that they were wrong, graduated, and got the hell out of there!
by I shouldn't have to live here!!! November 21, 2004
Get the St. Charles West mug.A school that people love to hate on because they aren't smart enough to get in. People call the students gay because it is an all boys school.
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Other folk: Maybe if you had even half of the intelligence as the students at St. Marks, I could understand you.
Other folk: Maybe if you had even half of the intelligence as the students at St. Marks, I could understand you.
by BetterthanyoucauseigotoSM January 10, 2012
Get the St. Marks mug.Cannot touch this school. We constantly pick fights with people; we have a kid who is exgirlfriend with a mexican and is still a pimp (Mike T). We have kid who cannot see shit with out his glasses (Nardo a kid whose belimic and cannot see with out his glasses.) Kids who have mastered insults and who never loses a bet (tighe) A colorblind kid whose good at sports (Nuts) A kid with 7 kids in his family (Joey). A kid whose good at karate and karate chopped an apple in a food fight (Dan) A kid who hangs out with a ton of girls but will not get with one..Just messing (maxie) A kid who sings and has ADD (Dagit) A kid whose lithuanian and has a cirsumsision problem, whose got white hair, is scared of everybody gets beat up at least 3 times a day, is friends with ed Kirby, and is owned by Tad (virgus)The mizz is apart of our class in our hearts even though he is at public school. A kid with a beautiful mole on his left cheek. THen a school goes straight down hill, we have a bunch of little uncordinated 7th graders in our school and our girls well enough said.
by Mike March 15, 2005
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