queefmonster

When a woman manifests a giant shadowlike monster of a queef that overpowers the cock and balls.

Brittany: What the fuck happened to your cock and balls?
Joe: Oh what the hell?
Brittany: I have no idea..
Joe: Must have been the goddamn queefmonster!!!!

by The queefoniator May 29, 2009

Queefy Queeferson

A female who expells air from her vagina frequently.

"That was a wet one! Queefy Queeferson!"

by CrazySam February 7, 2010

queenus

The royal unit of measurement as derived from the current British monarch in power, currently Queen Elizabeth II.
The Queen ruminates at a stature of some 163cm, however the “queenus” refers particularly to the length from the “snout to anus” of said Monarch.
This is defined in metric configurations as 65cm (or 13 tim tams).
It is one of those clever and remarkable words which is simultaneously agreeable in a singular and plural context.
“1 Queenus”, also “3 Queenus”.

My desk is 3 queenus wide.

by niapeacock June 28, 2010

queefy sauce

When a woman queefs in your face, your face will then test positive for "queefy sauce"

My wife queefed on my face, I went to the doctor and my face tested positive for queefy sauce.

by Queef steak January 11, 2014

Queercel

Queercel is a play on the word incel. Queercel refers to those who fall into the incel category, but who also identify as queer.

Wow, Didier is such a Queercel! They get no game.

by ThatBoiDidier March 16, 2022

Eighties Queen

A woman in mid-life who loves eighties music.

Amy just bought Lisa the Pet Shop Boys Documentary. She's such an eighties queen.

by Alton Adkins December 11, 2006

brain queef

what is rejected by the brain after it has been completely and utterly fucked

That physics class gave me a brain queef.

What the hell? That's crazy! I'm going to have a brain queef!

by Uncle Ike May 15, 2009