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Spotify Premium

how spotify annoys you into giving them your wallet
"Want a break from the ads?"
Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"
by ytlaser12334455 September 30, 2023
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pecker premium price

The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.
Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'

Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.
by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023
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Optimus Primal

by MCbossboy21 December 8, 2023
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reddit premium

a service that makes you a mega loser forever and make you |lose/never get| friends
A: oh look u/*insert user here* he has reddit premium
B: don't even bother talking to him, he has reddit premium so he must be the king of losers.
by guest75462 February 27, 2024
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genshin premium

Genshin premium is a code for someone that found love in the game Genshin Impact or play together with their significant other in Genshin Impact therefore when you see someone posting with their COOP teammate and captioning it "Genshin Premium" it means they are in a relationship inside Genshin
by Fyii776 March 17, 2024
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Dynamic pricing

When products don’t have a set or consistent price and seemingly change by the second. The strategy is prevalent in the airline industry leading to wildly different prices for the same level of service and accommodations, or more often a lack there of.
Corporations openly price gouge their customers by labeling the practice “dynamic pricing” which means anytime someone wants or needs their product or service the price goes up. The advertised price is never the price paid, because fuck you, that’s why.
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Salmon Premium

When you knock over a drink or object
"Watch that glass.......smash!!!

Then sing "Duddle da dum...Duddle da dum...its the Salmon Premium" to the tune of the Addams family
by anonymous May 22, 2024
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