another word for cum
by James Hendry August 21, 2003
Get the testicle paint mug.Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.
by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006
Get the Speckled Paint Job mug.The beautiful designs and markings left on the inside of the toilet bowl after taking an extra-firm dump.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.
Wooo! That fudge dragon I pushed out of me left some cave paintings that looks like Charlie Sheen. Enjoy!
by Apecreature June 16, 2011
Get the cave paintings mug.The antonym of a no-wipe. When you take a shit and it's so messy, you find yourself scrubbing your taint clean because it's been painted brown.
Me: "Hey Dave, I just had the opposite of a no-wiper this morning. I had myself a taint-painter. I had to shower afterwards."
Dave: "That's awesome."
Dave: "That's awesome."
by j0hnnyscene July 17, 2011
Get the taint-painter mug.when a bitch eats something to make her mouth turn that color and then gives her man a blowjob and it turns his dick that color
"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"
by berka13 September 12, 2011
Get the dick painting mug.listen, if you're just joking around and trying to make a joke, this isn't the place for you.
i've had this said to me, not from a human, but from a god. this gave me ptsd and now my nerves don't function anymore.
this may be the worst insult in the entire "ur" jokes, this and "ur family tree lgbt" fall into almost the same level of severeness, i am so lucky to be alive.
all "ur" memes are downright ants to this comeback, it inflicts fear on every human being known to man. DO NOT SAY THIS AS A JOKE.
i've had this said to me, not from a human, but from a god. this gave me ptsd and now my nerves don't function anymore.
this may be the worst insult in the entire "ur" jokes, this and "ur family tree lgbt" fall into almost the same level of severeness, i am so lucky to be alive.
all "ur" memes are downright ants to this comeback, it inflicts fear on every human being known to man. DO NOT SAY THIS AS A JOKE.
David: Hey Jacob
Jacob: What?
David: ur mom gay
Jacob: well ur dad lesbian
David: well ur AUNT EAT PANT
*everything goes silent while Jacob's flesh is being eat from the inside, annd turned into nothing but thin air, Jacob is now trembling upon the darkness of death.
Jacob: What?
David: ur mom gay
Jacob: well ur dad lesbian
David: well ur AUNT EAT PANT
*everything goes silent while Jacob's flesh is being eat from the inside, annd turned into nothing but thin air, Jacob is now trembling upon the darkness of death.
by Coalbra May 16, 2018
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