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no-wiper 

(adj)-Describes the act of letting loose a huge duce and not wiping. Notibly one of the best feelings ever.
John: That was amazing! I pushed and pushed, and it finally all came out. It was a no-wiper. Extreamly satisfying!

Jamie: Dude, how did you know you didnt have to wipe?

John: I had a hunch.
no-wiper by gayme March 12, 2007
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no wiper 

a shit which requires virtually no wiping at all
EDDIE: hey man, i thought you went to take a shit

PIERCE: yeah dude im done, it was a no wiper
no wiper by ronnie_e November 5, 2010

no wiper 

a dump that leaves behind no trace of the act
we're out of t.p. good thing that was a no wiper
no wiper by kipling January 31, 2005

No Wiper 

The rare (and I mean really rare) instance of bowel evacuation so clean, there is no need to wipe. See also the "No Wiper Challenge", in which you trust your instincts so much, you don't even take a test wipe.
This will be a great day, I just started it with a no wiper.
No Wiper by Everleigh1 March 9, 2015

no wiper 

A poop that comes out so clean that when you wipe,you find out that it was completley unnessasary to wipe at all.
I have to take a poop but im in a rush, i hope its a no wiper.
no wiper by OCnoSee April 27, 2009

No Wiper 

There’s no such thing as a no wiper because you have to wipe to know if it’s a no wiper.
Guy 1: Oh bro I just took a massive shit and it was a no wiper.

Guy 2: How do you know it was a no wiper?
Guy 1: I wiped and there was nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 2: so you wiped.
Guy 1: oh...true

Guy 2: exactly, no such thing as a no wiper.
No Wiper by TheRussianHammer November 28, 2017

No wiper 

When you are wiping your ass and nothing is on the toilet paper when u check
Bro let’s go i just got a no wiper so much less time
No wiper by fertzoneletsgo May 15, 2021
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