muffin break

Having To Take A Shit.

"Dayum Ma, I Gotta Take A Muffin Break."

by -chelly* May 27, 2007

muffin mit

when you take one hand shove it up a girls vagina then while your inside her you make a fist, and then rip your hand out as fast as possibly

dude i gave this chick a crazy muffin mit last night

by kjef October 26, 2011

Muffin Slope

Slang for a woman's vagina. Analogous with the slang term disco stick in reference to the male penis.

Ex 1: Let's have some fun, this beat is dope, I want to take a ride on your muffin slope.

Ex 2: Todd's mom has one hell of a muffin slope.

by BronzeArmor September 15, 2009

STD Muffin

A man who is very handsome so you have to assume he may get sexual with many ladies and therefore may have an STD.STD is still pronounced stud, just spelled without the letter u.

Girl look at his fine ass,ain he just a STD muffin.

by MaritzaMonique February 27, 2009

suicidal muffin

an asdf muffin that wants to "die"

Hey look there its suicidal muffin!

by Jotbot June 11, 2018

Nutta Muffin

A group of boys form a circle around a muffin. They each jack off until, the last one to get off has to eat the muffin cum and all.

Joe H. invites a rowdy bunch comrades over for a thrilling game of Nutta Muffin. Each boy proceeds to thoroughly pleasure themselves until they ejaculate all of over the muffin. Joe unfortunately, is too slow. He ejaculates last and therefore, must eat the man frosted muffin.

by Augury April 8, 2009

Schwagg Muffin

A chick who thinks she's hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.

Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.

by Da Moustafocka March 14, 2009