urgle muffins

Something that one says when uber frustrated, but it is not appropriate to swear. Supposed to be a cute phrase, and should be said with a firm grimace.

"Oh urgle muffins!" cried the girl after dropping a cement block on her foot in the middle of the UN meeting.

by Jean pierre escargot June 12, 2009

gut muffin

Extra fat located on the lower abdominal area of the body.

I am going to eat right and exercise every day so I can lose this gut muffin I've developed.

by pcb006 January 24, 2017

Muffins worth

To get the full potential of something.

G-pooch: 'You going to the gym again tonight?'
T-dog: 'Yeh mate, getting my Muffins worth'

by G-pooch October 03, 2008

suicidal muffin

an asdf muffin that wants to "die"

Hey look there its suicidal muffin!

by Jotbot June 01, 2018

STD Muffin

A man who is very handsome so you have to assume he may get sexual with many ladies and therefore may have an STD.STD is still pronounced stud, just spelled without the letter u.

Girl look at his fine ass,ain he just a STD muffin.

by MaritzaMonique February 27, 2009

Schwagg Muffin

A chick who thinks she's hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.

Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.

by Da Moustafocka November 02, 2008

quail muffin

someone with boob acne

guy 1: eww gross whos that she has bob acne
guy 2:oh thats ashley shes a quail muffin
guy 1: ew get her away!

by bahahhahah123 September 25, 2011