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Minecraft balls

When you accidentally set your balls in a mold and they turn into squares
Aww shit man my balls have turned into minecraft balls

minecraft community 

The most toxic community of them all. After Pewdiepie started playing it, little kids came and started chaos like;
1) Drawing porn of famous Minecraft youtubers (Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Sapnap, TommyInnit and Tubbo (they are fucking MINORS), etc.)
2) Crying at Twitter of youtubers that don't want to show their face, trying to cancel them.
3) Like the idiot they are, they think Terraria is 2D Minecraft (although the Minecraft and Terraria creators are nice to each other, even saying "Also, try out Terraria/Minecraft!").
And the list goes on.

Fair warning - not all of minecraft community are jerks, some of them are normal players that suffer from those idiots ruining their community.
Tom: Hey, wanna play terraria?
Retard: NO ITS 2D MIENCRAFT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
/
TommyInnit and Tubbo: Hey guys we don't like how you are drawing porn of us please stop.
Retard: HOW BOUT I DO IT ANYWAYS ITS NOT LIKE A CRIME OF DRAWING MINOR PORN HAHHA XDDD LOL
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Dream: Hey guys, I will not show my face, as I don't want to be recognized.
Retard: OH DREAM SHOW FACE XDDDD SHOW YOUR FACE BTW IF UR UGLY I HAET YOU XDDDD
/
That's when people stopped playing minecraft and left the minecraft community, as they don't want to be identified as losers and idiots.
minecraft community by gnas101 December 3, 2020

Minecraft release 1.9 

The update that ruined combat and completely killed Minecraft for years.
Oh my god, why do I have to wait to get full damage out of my sword? Minecraft release 1.9 sucks!

Minecraft Cheating Community 

The Minecraft Cheating Community consists of 13-19 year old femboys that simp for one person named dort (he makes bypass for anticheats!!). Instinctually racist and homophobic (still making gay jokes), being ruthless when talking about anyone that doesn't support they're ideology.

They usually have a client that they clown on, currently it being Tenacity because of the controversy about the main developer buying bypasses for his girlfriend's nudes (these claims were fake but still funny).
person 1: bro are you in the minecraft cheating community?
person 2: ye bro, I love it. also I hate black people for no reason

Minecraft Youtuber 

"Bill Cosby is a real minecraft youtuber"

minecraft sex

having the intense sex in minecraft with either your girlfriend or boyfriend after placing your beds next to eachother and crouching over and over
" hey lets have minecraft sex "
minecraft sex by venturiansonic October 7, 2019