MLF

Major Lan Freak.

bOey is also a MLF.

by Secret Name August 23, 2003

MLA Format

A high level sex move where you are hanging from gymnastic rings over a tank full of sharks, dolphins, penguins and other various sea creatures. you then put one leg behind your head and so does the girl.You have sex in midair and if you fall you could be eaten by sharks. There is a small chance the dolphins may save your life.

"hey bro i was doing the mla format last nite and my girl fell in the tank. She punched the sharks in the face and they didnt eat her."

by the rainman1029 August 1, 2008

mlms

Being bored one day, i happened to see a definition for some middle school. Clicking it, i figured it'd be a defintion by some kid complaining about how much their school sucks and they hate life and would be good for a chuckle(although ms does suck). Instead, i happened upon a little internet flame war between a bunch of 7th-8th graders arguing through a site intended for defining words about some girl who got with some guy or any number of pointless things that comprise gossip. Although it has been fairly entertaining, a little bit of advice: why dont you settle your problems in *reality*, rather than online, where seemingly minor rumors get blown out of proportion and became a constant problem. Posting random insults/threats/shoutouts/complaints online doest do you jack and just drags on a problem you would have forgotten about in a week.

This is like every high school in America.

by PHI215 March 24, 2005

MLM prostitute

A person that changes network marketing companies based on avoiding the mirror or is enticed by a blame your company mentality. This is also defined as a lack of commitment to personal growth, lack of coachability, lack of work ethic, lack of long term vision and/or accepting excuses.

John has been with 4 different companies in 4 years. John blames the companies, his leadership, the comp. plan and has many excuses why this won't work when he didn't work or commit. John really quit because he did not apply himself, did not do the required work and was not coachable. He keeps looking for the next best thing and doesn't put in the time with 1 company.

If he puts in 10 years with 1 company, he has a 95% chance of hitting the top position of any company. By switching companies, he is losing nearly all hopes of success in mlm. MLM prostitute: also known as a Network marketing hooker

by NO Blame, NO Excuses October 9, 2011

mlnr

"The middle finger icon."

m = pinky and ring finger
l = middle finger
n = index finger
r = thumb

while looking at left hand*

mlnr

You: What did you do this weekend?

Friend: Your mom.

You: mlnr

by Macgyver Valentine February 21, 2012

MLM

acronym for Middle Lane Moron: a driver who does not keep to the inside lane unless overtaking on a multi-lane highway, in countries where this rule applies (mostly used in the uk), sticking religiously to the middle lane instead. MLM's cause frustration or even road rage to other drivers who are driving faster (for typical MLM's, this is most drivers), as passing them requires superfluous lane changes and inefficient use of the road (passing on an inside lane, or 'undertaking', is illegal), causing congestion. Also known as members of the MLOC (middle lane owner's club). Related - and even worse - are OLM's (outside lane morons), who stick to the outside lane, as legally passing is impossible.

forum member #1: What driving habit annoys you the most?
forum member #2: MLM's. Get back in the f**king inside lane where you belong you t**t

(for an example of a OLM causing road rage google "ferrari 458 rams fiat 600 driver off road)

by nuclear coffee January 5, 2011

MLAS

My Lips Are Sealed

MLAS - You will not hear another thing about it !!!

by geovic July 7, 2011