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milf management

Best score keeper in BYB. Know for always having caprisuns on hand for her competitive athletes.
Wow I’m so thankful there’s good milf management.
by Milf manager March 1, 2019
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milf

an abrasion fo mother i wana fuck
son. mom

mom. what
son milf
mom.huh
son.snikering
mom.i know what you mean
son.wait what
mom.come here
by foxytime2345 December 4, 2022
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Little Milf

A name you call a kid who is pissing you off while playing NHL (12)
Chris Parnagian: Wow you just gave up the easiest goal. I thought you were good.

Chris Tarzian: Shut up pussy. You are such a little milf
by pvdacyoa November 8, 2012
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milf hunter

someone who loves milf and kidnaps them to make them have onlyfans and take all the money they make
by Donald .J Trump March 3, 2021
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Milf

Mother I would like to fuck.usually used to call mothers hot
by Sanktun February 10, 2021
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MILF

A new definition to MILF: Mother I’d Like (to) Fund. Mothers, whether they gave birth or not; married, separated, divorced, or widowed, that angel investors, syndicates, PE funds, VCs, or anyone else see as successful entrepreneurs and want to fund their startups and business ventures.

These mothers are super intelligent, ambitious, passionate, have grit, and will never stop until they reach their goals. Many of them are executives in corporations, doctors, lawyers, hold higher education degrees from respectable universities, and serial entrepreneurs. The more funding support they get, the more milfs we’ll have and they will end up investing in more milfs, creating a milf-growth flywheel.

The milf is inspiring, setting up an example for her daughters, and sons, to follow in her footsteps and pave the way to make it easier for the next generations to fund their startups.

Milfs are the mothers of their startups. Like a mama bear, they will do anything to protect the startup and grow it to be a successful, independent business, with as much revenue and market value as they can imagine and aim to. They will reach profitability fast, outperform many other companies, and build unicorns and dragons.
I invested in this milf ‘s pre-seed round $25k and made $2.5m after IPO! I am a MILFionnaire and funded awesome moms in the process!
by PINKPTR June 19, 2024
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milf gravy

The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.
Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?

Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
by Gr8CountryBlump February 9, 2023
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