When you haven't showered in between sex sessions with two different women in a 48 hour window, causing extreme odor and nausea
by Khaki Dan February 22, 2018
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by Stonethrower April 3, 2019
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Also leaving a message that completely misses the point, and doesn't contain the reason you called or your name could be considered a fools message.
Also leaving a message that completely misses the point, and doesn't contain the reason you called or your name could be considered a fools message.
Dude, I called my date from last night but I totally left a fools message. I don't think she'll go out with me again...
by Jasper Vondeling September 3, 2007
Get the a fools message mug.Wet And Messy is type of sexual kink & fetish that has been around for quite a while (a while in my POV is two decades).
Basically the premise is that some people find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous or slimy consistency, such as honey, liquid soap or detergent, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I much prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).
This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.
This kink can also be performed by yourself, which I've been doing ever since I discovered it, and it really gets me off.
Basically the premise is that some people find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous or slimy consistency, such as honey, liquid soap or detergent, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I much prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).
This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.
This kink can also be performed by yourself, which I've been doing ever since I discovered it, and it really gets me off.
My journey with Wet And Messy began as a pre-teen when I realized that watching girls sliding around in fucktons of shampoo or laundry detergent was a massive turn on.
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by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019
Get the Messissippi mug.A voicemail or message left on an answering machine that is nothing but a few seconds of dead air.
Left by people who cannot, for some inexplicable reason, hang up the phone BEFORE the end of the outgoing message, but instead wait until the recording begins.
Left by people who cannot, for some inexplicable reason, hang up the phone BEFORE the end of the outgoing message, but instead wait until the recording begins.
Lisa calls her friend Eric, and reaches his voicemail. Lisa has no intention of leaving a voicemail, but listens to the entirety of Eric's outgoing message (including the beep) before hanging up.
Eric's voice: Hey there, I'm not around right now. There's going to be a beep in a few seconds; you know what to do.
*beep*
Lisa: .... *hangs up telephone*
Eric's voice: Hey there, I'm not around right now. There's going to be a beep in a few seconds; you know what to do.
*beep*
Lisa: .... *hangs up telephone*
by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005
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