messinger

A complete waste of life; A hack. A follower who tries to lead others down a path of self promotion.

Mike completely fouled up the opportunity, pulled a classic messinger.

by squarebob January 30, 2024

Dirty Messinger

When you haven't showered in between sex sessions with two different women in a 48 hour window, causing extreme odor and nausea

Carl gave Marissa the Dirty Messinger, poor girl almost barges when he dropped his pants

by Khaki Dan February 22, 2018

Patrick Messinger

A bad manager; Manager with an ego.

Someone without tact.

John pulled a PM the other day.

If Chris wants to act like a Patrick Messinger all year, he’s going to lose his team.

by squarebob February 21, 2024

Mystic Messenger

A game where the characters tell you to go to sleep at 8 o'clock, but then make a new chatroom at 3 in the morning and expect you to wake up for it to get the good ending.

My parents say I shouldn't play Mystic Messenger at 3 in the morning, but will that really stop me?

by Deku for Days™ November 17, 2018

Mystic Messenger

a game that makes you incredibly lovesick, you wanna get back to your phone as soon as possible just to talk to them again, which makes you stay up late and wake up early just so you can see their beautiful faces/words :))))

all of the boys from Mystic Messenger are my bbys now

by i crave death August 21, 2018

Mystic Messenger

An app that reminds you to eat

Mystic Messenger Chat:
“Did you eat yet?”
~Three hours later-
“Did you eat yet?”

by ILiekCheese January 3, 2018

mystic messenger

MYSTIC MESSENGER IS NOT A DATING SIM, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ANIME SOAP OPERA THAT LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS! IT RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, STOMPS ON IT, AND PUTS IT IN A BLENDER BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS EACH DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND BREAK EACK OF THEIR HEARTS, AND YOUR OWN, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY FOREVER.

what is mystic messenger

by booyavivi November 28, 2016