instasessed

those people obsessed with Instagram. they're always on it and post stupid crap that no one cares about. they don't have a life and should consider getting one. all they seem to post are things like "like for a tbh", awkward selfies 24/7, weird quotes, VIDEOS THAT DONT MAKE SENSE, and other shit. they like everything too and have a very bad ratio of followers (following 5000, followed by 100). they also to things like #tagforlikes #followme and wayyyyyyy too many other stupid hashtags.

-"omg did u see what Jen just posted?"
-"which one? the one from 10 minutes ago, 8 minutes ago, 6 minutes ago, 4 minutes ago, 2 minutes ago, or like just now?"
-"no the one from 14 minutes ago."
-"ohhh yeah. she's totally instasessed!"

by mm1235 January 13, 2014

Instanbonious

Something or someone that arouses a male in such a way that they get a boner instantly. (Verb)

Did you just see Jessica's face? It was totally Instanbonious.

by kramavelli March 11, 2014

instafoo

To beat someone instantly without being touched

This fight is gonna be an instafoo

by youngprince__5353 May 5, 2014

Instastalking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram without liking photos and videos. This can also be done by looking at photos the user was tagged or by clicking on people who were tagged in the user's photos.

james has been Instastalking Aly and he is currently 106 weeks into her Instagram.

by workoutsbymanny June 12, 2015

InstaThug

The term used to describe a person who talks shit and acts like a hardcore thug, gangsta, tough guy, etc., on Instagram but in real life they're the exact opposite of what they portray online.

In lamen terms: Someone who talks mad shit on social media, posting thug pictures, flossing, but when you run up on him on the streets, he's bitch made and wont man up and shoot the one, or calls the cops, or runs away or flat out cries.

Friend#1: Jake talks a lot of shit on Instagram dude, hes gonna get his ass beat one day.

Friend#2: Na man hes just an InstaThug , he dont even leave his house... EVER!!!! Guy#1: Yeah Nigga, Im in these streets son. Errrday, thugging it and fucking yo girl. Come see me if you bout that life you bitch ass nigga!!!

Guy#2: Oh word?!?!? Aight homie!!, We'll see when I see you on the block homie.

3 Days Later......

Guy#2: Wut up son!!! We outchea now homie, this is my block lets see you talk all that shit now!!!! This aint Instagram Bitch!!!!

Guy:1: Oh hey man, no I didnt mean all the shit on Instagram, it wasnt about you man, it was a joke, my shit got hacked by China... (starts to walk backwards).... Hold on im getting a call.... "hello? Hi, 911?, I need you to send a squad car, I think im going to get killed by a real thug, please help me Im on 3rd ave and 47st street".

by G-LO914 July 9, 2015

instaswipe

A god awful 'compatible match' that Tinder provides to be instantly swiped left.

Instaswipe that dumpster fire before her face breaks your phone!

by Ray Rice Elevator Pitch October 4, 2015

instagram happy

When someone posts excessively on Instagram and we all perceive them as happy. When in reality, said person is dying inside and begging for attention

Person 1: Did you see all the pictures Kim put on Instagram?
Person 2: Oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
Person 3: Yeah but she's probably just instagram happy

by OmeGa_Doughboy November 8, 2015