instasessed
those people obsessed with Instagram. they're always on it and post stupid crap that no one cares about. they don't have a life and should consider getting one. all they seem to post are things like "like for a tbh", awkward selfies 24/7, weird quotes, VIDEOS THAT DONT MAKE SENSE, and other shit. they like everything too and have a very bad ratio of followers (following 5000, followed by 100). they also to things like #tagforlikes #followme and wayyyyyyy too many other stupid hashtags.
-"omg did u see what Jen just posted?"
-"which one? the one from 10 minutes ago, 8 minutes ago, 6 minutes ago, 4 minutes ago, 2 minutes ago, or like just now?"
-"no the one from 14 minutes ago."
-"ohhh yeah. she's totally instasessed!"
-"which one? the one from 10 minutes ago, 8 minutes ago, 6 minutes ago, 4 minutes ago, 2 minutes ago, or like just now?"
-"no the one from 14 minutes ago."
-"ohhh yeah. she's totally instasessed!"
instasessed by mm1235 January 13, 2014
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