instasessed

those people obsessed with Instagram. they're always on it and post stupid crap that no one cares about. they don't have a life and should consider getting one. all they seem to post are things like "like for a tbh", awkward selfies 24/7, weird quotes, VIDEOS THAT DONT MAKE SENSE, and other shit. they like everything too and have a very bad ratio of followers (following 5000, followed by 100). they also to things like #tagforlikes #followme and wayyyyyyy too many other stupid hashtags.

-"omg did u see what Jen just posted?"
-"which one? the one from 10 minutes ago, 8 minutes ago, 6 minutes ago, 4 minutes ago, 2 minutes ago, or like just now?"
-"no the one from 14 minutes ago."
-"ohhh yeah. she's totally instasessed!"

instasessed by mm1235 January 13, 2014

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instapissed

when youre in a good mood, and one small random thing makes you instantly pissed.

attempting to watch a "Of Mice and Men" video on youtube, but first having to watch an all spanish commercial....instapissed.

instapissed by atver28 September 7, 2011

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Instapressed

When you watch a mastermind genius at work.

I was instapressed the whole time

Instapressed by Thispagewasmadeforme September 8, 2020

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Instapissed

Things that make you immediately filled with intense rage make you instapissed. Or are instapissers.

1. Abortion is a topic that never fails to make people instapissed.

2. Thinking about her ex, made Edna instapissed.

Instapissed by B00mBoomBoy January 5, 2009

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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