Definitions by OmeGa_Doughboy

vacation dick 

A penis of epic proportions. Not something a female could take everyday. Typically reserved for special occasions. An example being vacation

"Damn Shawna, what happened to you?"
"Nothing bad. Just got that vacation dick."

vacation dick by OmeGa_Doughboy June 7, 2016

instagram happy 

When someone posts excessively on Instagram and we all perceive them as happy. When in reality, said person is dying inside and begging for attention

Person 1: Did you see all the pictures Kim put on Instagram?
Person 2: Oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
Person 3: Yeah but she's probably just instagram happy

instagram happy by OmeGa_Doughboy November 8, 2015