Indian job interview

When an employer, quite often East Indian, accepts an applicant for a job interview by asking him to come in for a trial shift to see if he's worth hiring.

"Hey man, congrats on the new job!"
"Thanks, but I don't have the job yet, just an Indian job interview"

by Dave-Landon October 19, 2015

East Indian Foxtrot

A suitable answer for questions from foreigners. A good way to look smart and intelligent, meanwhile avoiding the term "I don't know."

Person 1: "Hey mate, what kind of tree is that over there?"
Person 2: "It's an East Indian Foxtrot, rare for this area."
Person 1: "Thanks mate, you are a wealth of knowledge."

by Tijuana Jones June 4, 2014

Indian education system

A joke.

Damn that trash can is full of kids
It's the Indian education system. Not a trash can

by youcantseeme56 June 27, 2021

Indian Pencil Sharpener

The act of taking both hands and placing them on the shafts of a man's genitalia and proceeding to twist in opposite directions much like an "Indian Burn" to one's arm.

Craig: Hey, Rick! You want a good ol' friendly Indian Pencil Sharpener?
Rick: Nah, bro. I'm still sore from last week.

by Imhereforyou January 24, 2016

Indian New Year

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!
The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Indian Head Massage

To give or recieve a blowjob using curry as a lubricant.

Akhmed-"Got a decent indian head massage last night"
Pukesh-"Decent, did you use the tikka masala or bhuna"
Akhmed-"Nah I went all out, vindaloo mate"
Pukesh-"Holy Vishnu"

by Semtex Sandwich May 17, 2014

indian corn teeth

Someone with serious dental issues. Thier teeth are so neglected, they resemble Indian Corn where the teeth are all different sizes and colors (yellow, brown, black and white).

Professor Johnson has Indian Corn Teeth; when he smiles I vomit in my mouth a little bit.

by Cle0fus September 7, 2005