Pervert face

A face that was supposed to be sexy, but failed and ended up a pervert face, instead. Usually people who do the face have their eyes wide, a creepy smile, and their tongue sticking out. It is a failed attempt at sultry eyes, seductive smirk, and licking their lips.

Girl doing pervert face.

Boy shudders.

Girl: Do you think I'm sexy?

Boy: No, you perverted, ugly butter face.

by IBRockingYou September 6, 2011

Sacs to the face

1. The act of thrusting ones testicles (sacs) into the general face region of another. This can be executed during a sexual act such as fellatio or without any sexual precursor at all.

2. An insult meant to demean the recipient by creating an image of Sacs repeatedly being slammed against said recipients face.

Farshad - Hey man, I was thinking about going to the park and riding bicycles, would you like to join me?

Omid - You take sacs to the face. No.


Justin - Hey honey, remember the days when you used to take sacs to the face daily?

Mehrdad - vividly.

by Oman the barbarian November 3, 2008

That's just her face

When someone looks perpetually angry or bitchy or insert other negative adjective here, but it's really just their face. When you meet them later, you realize they are a nice person, but the first impression is that they've got a stick up their ass.

Person 1: Have you seen Josie today? She was mugging me in the hallway.
Person 2: Aw, no, don't take it personally. That's just her face.

James: Did you see Henry today? He looks so stoned.
Timothy: Oh, no that's just his face.

Jim: Do you know who Jenny is?
Bob: Yeah, she seems like such a bitch.
Jim: Oh, well I talked to her today and she actually is really nice. That's just her face.

by Sheepy1234567 April 27, 2009

Massive Cunt Face

Used to describe a person whose face looks like a rather large vagina.

"hey give me that peanut butter sandwich you massive cunt face."

"Shutup you massive cunt face."

by Doctor Goonstein September 14, 2011

Poopy butt fart face

This is a insult that little boys make to insult the other kid

Max called bob a poopy butt fart face
Bob called max a short poopy butt fart face
Bob roasted max

by Hello human August 5, 2018

facesook

Someone who is feeling sorry for themselves and wants all their friends to know about it, so posts a sulking message on their facebook status.

Usually to gain attention or to gain sympathy.

"What's with Jane's facebook status?"

"Don't worry about her, she's just having a facesook"

by Roy2009 July 18, 2009

face itch

An annoying itch that appears on one's face when their hands are engaged in an important activity (primarily video games) and cannot be used to alleviate the itch without negative side affects. The face itch only appears at these inopportune moments and would not otherwise appear when the itch could be easily scratched.

Johnny got a face itch just as he was about to own his friend at madden. He took his hands off the controller to scratch his face and messed up the play; Johnny lost. Stupid face itch.

by DanaM April 8, 2008