FPS surfing

When browsing the internet, you stroke and click the mouse so fast as if you're playing Crysis.

On a summer's day....

Matt: *sees Gary with his computer* Holy shit! Playing Crysis 2??
Gary: Nope, just going through Facebook. Too many tabs, so I did FPS surfing

by chrno August 16, 2010

Fprd

Someone who probably misspelled the word/name Ford because sometimes o is so damn close to p!

Dude 1: hey you saw dat styled fprd??
Dude 2: What?

by Davidogg April 2, 2013

FPB

Abbreviation for Fine Pristine Bitch; alt. Fine Pristine Babe. Applies only to girls who meet these requirements:

1. Outstanding body
2. Not a dipshit

(For girls who fit the first requirement but not the second, see DJS)

Guy 1: "Check out that ass! I bet Sheila's a savage in the sack!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's not all about the sex with her. We can talk for hours about particle physics."

Guy 1: "Wow! Sounds like you scored with a major FPB!"

by BadManThomas September 13, 2011

FPS

A Fart Propelled Shit. Classified as a turd that rockets out of the ass into toilet causing the depositor to get a splash of water onto their ass.

Man I has such a FPS I think I cracked the bowl! Dude quit punishing my toilet.

by ScMang October 7, 2003

60 fps

The only way you can cure cancer.

OHH MYYY GODDDDD!! 60 fps!!!!!!

by InsaneSam01 January 28, 2017

fps Nazi

Wannabe Nazis who first got to know about Adolf Hitler and Nazism from WW2 fps games such as Wolfenstein, Call of Duty and other kinds of Nazi killing games. They have no idea about the base of Nazism or Adolf Hitler. Almost none of them have read Hitlers "Mein Kampf", but they all act like they know everything about Hitler. Usually non-German, these idiots can be found in any country.

All they do is sharing "gas the jews", "heil hitler" or other kinda Nazi stuff on internet. They are harmless if you disregard their non-stop Hitler speeches.

-"Hitler is a great guy" - fps Nazi
-"Hitler is a butcher" - Jew
-"I dont want to talk about this with you two, since you are misinformed about Nazism and Hitler" - Nazi

by theressomuchineedtotellyou May 12, 2013

fpoon

The opposite of a spork; an eating utensil that is comprised of four tongs, like a fork, and a small cup in the back, like a spoon.

I cannot think of a single food that I would need a fpoon to eat.

by Frybaconnaked May 6, 2006