Jordan

"One loutish, headstrong penis, a barbarous cuntivore without a flyspeck of decency in him. The capscallion of all rapscallions. A scurvy, vermiform scug with a serpentine twinkle in his solitary eye. An orgulous Turk who strikes in the dark vaults of flesh like a penile thunderbolt. A greedy cur seeking shadows, slick crevices, tuna fish ecstasy, and sleep..." -Richard Dooling, Brain Storm

1. Jordan is a cuntivore

2. Jordan = cuntivore

3. "I'm Jordan. Therefore, I am. A cuntivore."

4. If Jordan = cuntivore, then by the symmetric property we may also determine that cuntivore = Jordan

5. "If all cuntivores are orgulous Turks and all orgulous Turks are Jordans, then are all Jordans cuntivores?"

"Yes."

by BadManThomas August 13, 2011

FPB

Abbreviation for Fine Pristine Bitch; alt. Fine Pristine Babe. Applies only to girls who meet these requirements:

1. Outstanding body
2. Not a dipshit

(For girls who fit the first requirement but not the second, see DJS)

Guy 1: "Check out that ass! I bet Sheila's a savage in the sack!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's not all about the sex with her. We can talk for hours about particle physics."

Guy 1: "Wow! Sounds like you scored with a major FPB!"

by BadManThomas September 13, 2011

Nigger

The word that flirts through most Republican's minds when they say "Obama"

1. When Michele Bachmann says "Obama" I can't help but notice how badly she wants to say "nigger."

2. "My Republican colleagues and I have tried to reason with Mr. Obama, but he just doesn't understand what it means to be an American; that is, not a nigger."

by BadManThomas August 13, 2011