FPB

A fake pants boner. When your slacks hitch up around your groin and it looks like you have a boner when you don't.

Everybody was laughing at David during the Super Bowl; he had an FBP.

FPB by andy1 August 5, 2005

FPB

First posted by. When reposting an article of interest for your entire Facebook group, this courteously gives credit to your friend who originally posted the article.

Obama Inauguration Speech Ruined By Incessant Jackhammering
Source: www.theonion.com

Comment: Good stuff. FPB Mike Mathei.

FPB by tokyoai January 21, 2009

FPB

Fat Pussy Bitch, a really fat chick who wears those spandex pants that she really shouldn't wear.

That FPB from work made us move 3 sofas and 5 tables

FPB by Warehouse Minion September 21, 2011

FPB

Fat Pussy Bitch, a girl with a meaty pussy

My neighbor is a FPB!

FPB by Ni-in August 14, 2020

FPB

Abbreviation for Fine Pristine Bitch; alt. Fine Pristine Babe. Applies only to girls who meet these requirements:

1. Outstanding body
2. Not a dipshit

(For girls who fit the first requirement but not the second, see DJS)

Guy 1: "Check out that ass! I bet Sheila's a savage in the sack!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's not all about the sex with her. We can talk for hours about particle physics."

Guy 1: "Wow! Sounds like you scored with a major FPB!"

FPB by BadManThomas September 13, 2011

FPB

Fat Psychotic Bitch

Wow that fpb just killed that man over there!

FPB by Theresamooseinmypants September 14, 2009

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Haley(cup shitter)

God she’s such an fpb

fpb by bstangle April 29, 2024