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Sailor's Diet

Consuming large quantities of male ejaculate on a consistent basis.
I hear Carolyn switched over to the Sailor's Diet when she entered college.
by Theoic September 26, 2010
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DietDr.RootCoke-A-Dew

It is the soft drink containing Diet(w/e), Dr. Pepper, Root Beer, Coke, and Mountain Dew.
Go up to a soda selection and just get everything there is, or go order a DietDr.RootCoke-A-Dew.
by Lime_Fanel October 17, 2008
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Gitmo Diet

Starving yourself as a protest. And estimated 540 detainees at Guantanimo Bay starved themselves in protest of the way they have been treated - but Donald Rumsefeld is rejecting the news, and calling what the prisinors are doing a "diet".

"(T)here are a number of people who go on a diet where they don't eat for a period and then go off of it at some point, and then they rotate and other people do that," said Rumsfeld.
Wow, you're wasting away! Have you been on the Gitmo Diet or something?
by Daniel79 November 3, 2005
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ROLLER DIET

When you suddenly lose all the male (or female ) company in your life and decide to gain like 200 pounds by sitting in your living room eating protien bars and looking at your year book
Wow did you see Kimi she went roller dieting
by YoMADA August 17, 2007
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dieter

An epileptic nazi ostrich who wears a microphone.
So did you hear dieter's exam average was below 30%? Goddamn!
by MechE/AES May 2, 2006
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Krispy Kreme Diet

A feeble attempt at a prayer of a diet.
Joanna- "I'm so fat"

April- "To be honest, you really are fat"

Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"

April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"

(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)

Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"

(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)

David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"

Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"

David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."
by The_Buddy January 26, 2010
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diet

(adjective - slang) - a person, thing or event that is disappointing, frustrating, unappealing, a bummer, a real downer; something that is not classic. Such as: "That movie was diet."
(Note: this definition, though inadvertently, was taken from Coca-Cola's choice of branding for its regular soda, Coca-Cola Classic, and it's Diet Coke. See example.)

synonyms: nasty, terrible, awful, lame.

antonym: classic, as such: "classic is good, diet is bad"; fly; sweet
Daytona Beach, FL; summer, 1987:
During the unloading of a delivery truck, most of a stack of Coca-Cola soda cans crashed to the floor in the back of a grocery store after being hit by an arriving, full palette of other goods. One store worker, trying to save surviving cases of cans from the carnage, took a lot of soda spray to his clothes, eyeglasses and skin.
A coworker, just arriving on the scene and comprehending the accident, joked, "Wow, that was classic."
"Nope," replied the worker, looking at his wet, sticky work clothes. "It was diet. It was definitely not classic."
Realizing the double entendre, a slang term was born (at least in those parts).
by ringhorne August 23, 2005
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