An edgy person whose purpose is to be evil and quirky. Mainly seen in "what expression would you have if ___" slideshows.
"10J because I'm a cyclepath"
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Da kind of "checkup from da neck up" issues dat you get from insisting on pedaling everywhere instead of either walking or driving/riding.
Obsessively saving gas by not using a motorized vehicle except when you absolutely have to can lead to cycleogical problems; it could also make you a few minutes late for your appointment wif a shrink, as well, if da route to said head-examiner's office is somewhat farther in biking-distance than you'd estimated.
by QuacksO November 14, 2024
Get the cycleogical mug.A cyclist that selectively obeys traffic laws only when they’re convenient for them and feels entitled to getting upset with everyone around them who they endanger. They often switch from road to sidewalk at will cutting across traffic, running red lights, stop signs, etc. at everyone else’s expense.
One minute he’s nearly running people over on the sidewalk, the next he’s weaving through traffic to run the light. This cyclefluid asshole can’t decide whether he’s a car or a pedestrian.
by Justtryintosurvivethedrive April 16, 2025
Get the Cyclefluid mug.One of the best bike shops on this earth. The staff are more than happy to help you out and not thinking of taking your money for it, like other bike shops. These guys give you the best advice from people that really know there stuff. So they dont just go sorry mate its broke your going to need this really expencive new one. They will sell you exactly what you need, this goes for there mechanics as well. What are cytech trained and ride bikes themselfs so know what is what.
by Dour cream August 26, 2009
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Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
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