A cyclist that selectively obeys traffic laws only when they’re convenient for them and feels entitled to getting upset with everyone around them who they endanger. They often switch from road to sidewalk at will cutting across traffic, running red lights, stop signs, etc. at everyone else’s expense.
One minute he’s nearly running people over on the sidewalk, the next he’s weaving through traffic to run the light. This cyclefluid asshole can’t decide whether he’s a car or a pedestrian.
by Justtryintosurvivethedrive April 16, 2025
Get the Cyclefluidmug.