crotch stretch

1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area

1."Dancers don't look in the mirror it's a crotch stretch."

crotch stretch by me April 13, 2003

crotch warmer

Similar to a scrotum warmer
A crotch warmer is a small bag that you shove down your pants and gently rest it on your penis. It warms your crotch to up to 200 degrees F

Guy 1: Man...It freezing out here.
Guy 2: Here, have a crotch warmer.

crotch warmer by Tedu53 December 27, 2008

Crotch goblin 

A less offensive term or curse word for somebody that is a cock sucker.

That knob has just cut me up, I bet he's a right crotch goblin!

Crotch goblin by Cpiddy7 March 6, 2021

crotch pudge 

1. Excess crotch, or pelvis, fat, generally out of place from the rest of the body compisition.
2. When the word is directed at females could also imply that the female has what appears to be a penis.

Is the crotch pudge on that chick crotch fat, or is she smuggling a mushroom??

crotch pudge by CampusIT April 10, 2008

crotch bunny

a pet peeve or extreme grievance. also a large annoyance to your daily life.

that girl is so annoying. she is totally my crotch bunny.

crotch bunny by JoJo Muffin December 26, 2008

Crotch Stigmata

Yet another word for vagina.

"You fix my crotch stigmata right now or I'll sue."

Crotch Stigmata by Giarc Regnikcilf February 27, 2009

Crotch Bark

The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.

Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.

Crotch Bark by fussock May 2, 2009