courtesy call

A sugarcoated term used by telemarketers which really means sales call. One of the most deceitful and misleading phrases ever since there is nothing courteous about it.

Telemarketer: Hello, may I speak to Mr. Smith? Hello. This is a courtesy call from Talk America which is inviting you to switch to our service. You'll pay only 10 cents a minute and you get the first 100 minutes free.

Mr. Smith: No thank you.

Telemarketer: Well, sir you get blah blah blah.........

by x + y January 29, 2008

Calah

is a beautiful, caring, honest and beautiful person. She is a great mother. She never thinks of just herself. She is a loyal friend. She is not the type of person who is a back stabber. She is the best friend that a person could have..... She is also very lovable and she does not put up with shit...

best friend, good mother, Calah

by Calahs really good friend. February 3, 2010

Calvin and Hobbes

THE BEST COMIC SERIES EVER!
if you want to see all the Comic Strips online Then Go To http://www.marcellosendos.ch/comics/ch/

Calvin and Hobbes is The Best Comic EVER!

by Seaguls Of Santa!!! October 12, 2008

Caleah

Caleah is a Amazing girl With a beautiful personality.She is usually super friendly and nice. She also has a gorgeoussss smile and gives great advice,and can sometimes become hysterical but that adds to her personality, shes seems like a quiet good girl when you first meet her but when you actually get to know her shes quite the oppisite. Caleah also has a great sense of humor, which is mostly sarcasm. She is sometimes shy and anti-social. When she is with her friends, she is crazy and hyper. She gives everyone a chance no matter who you are. Shes an amazing person. If you know her, consider yourself lucky.

Friend 1: DAMNNNN i wishh i had a friend like Caleah....

Friend 2: Yeah ,she's the best.!

by QveenC12223 August 1, 2017

california cheeseburger

A sandwich in which the main ingredient is a small baby. A favorite among godless hippies.

While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea...
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.

by Fantastic_Dan March 22, 2005

Calm your tits

this phrase is used when someone you are with is too uptight to calm them down

judy: "oh my goodness my hair looks terrible today"
steve: "no, no it doesnt judy"
judy: "shut up steve, yes it does ahhhhh"
steve: "alright judy calm your tits"

by Sam Bell March 23, 2008

California Fruitbowl

The act of tucking big Jim and the Twins between your legs and mooning someone.

Thats disgusting, that dude just gave me a California Fruitbowl!

by Scrotimus Maximus January 29, 2004