bloated

Bloated, means that you are feeling constipated, or feel like you have diarrhea, and then you let one rip, (A fart.) But it becomes a shart, (wet fart) .
You can also "That person/animal looks bloated." which means that they look really constipated.

Man, that person over there looks really bloated, eh?
Yeah.

by lugeromi October 6, 2016

Tug boating

The act of masterbation to a man whilst he is walking. Tug boating

Hey Ash, Would you mind tug boating me down the street since it's dark?

Sure, I have no beef with that. Don't worry my tug boating skills have excelled since the last late night walk we had.

by JB YO January 19, 2011

boat cruise

An adjective used to describe something that appears to be amazing, but upon closer inspection, is absolutely not.

That movie was so boat cruise.

by The North End Pirates November 29, 2005

Blow Boat

Another term for a sailboat

The blow boat is stranded due to no wind today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

boatload

A degree of how much there is of something; from least to greatest:
1.)a grip
2.)boatload
3.)shitload
4.)fuckload
5.)fuckton.

John: Hey how much homework to you have tonight?
Alex: I got a grip man...no wait, it's more. I'd say a little bit less than a shitload.
John: So, based on the universal scale, you would have a boatload?
Alex: Straight up.

by Alex Q May 13, 2005

boat stank

1. Used figuratively, a quality someone who is from a foreign country or an immigrant possesses. Comes from the phrase "fresh off the boat".

2. A word used to describe an imaginary smell when someone who is new to the country is near.

1. She just came to Canada. She still got boat stank!

2. Shit. Do you smell that boat stank? *points*

by stankybitchesandhoes June 5, 2010

Boatilab

Abbreviation for "Bend Over And Take It Like A Bitch"

Girl: I thought maybe we could cuddle today...
Guy: Shut up, now Boatilab!

by Winne 4 April 20, 2010