old balls

One who is still young in age but exhibits extreme geriatric behavior. A person labeled "old balls" will often become exhausted after 9:00PM and kill the fratmosphere. S/he can be seen taking naps at all hours of the day adding to their crankiness.

"J.G. did not want to go out to the bars again tonight, he is being old balls".

by Boo-radley June 2, 2008

that's balls

another way to say that sucks.

jane: "my parents killed my cat"
john: "that's balls"

by as;dlgkhdfaskjvb September 24, 2006

ballserina

word used to describe a male ballerina. not hard to spot.

mommy, why does the ballserina always dance with grapes in his pocket?

by vinny tests the birdie December 6, 2009

Balls of Damocles

A drink invented in Minehead, UK in December 2010. It consists of:

High energy caffiene drink (Redbull, KX, Relentless etc)
Westcountry Scrumpy cider
Jagermeister

It has been known to bestow its patrons with the gift of second sight. And a mighty fucking hangover.

He's had 5 Balls of Damocles. Now he's got the dick

by ballsofdamocles December 8, 2010

Ginormous Balls

Large testicle exhibited by members of the public and farm animals

My Goodness! Mr Sheppard has Ginormous Balls!!!!!

by Rupert Reddall June 8, 2004

puss balls

Little bits of toilet paper that stick to your puss after you wipe.

She began to get off the toilet when she noticed little puss balls in her va jay jay area!!

by Harper's Hotties March 11, 2008

My balls itch

A universal sentiment spoken by every single man and boy in the world (in every language possible).

English: Fuck, my balls itch!
Spanish: ¡Joder, me pican las bolas!
French: Putain, mes boules me démangent !
Italian: Cazzo, mi prudono le palle!
Latin: Fute, pilae meae prurigine!
German: Scheiße, meine Eier jucken!
Dutch: Verdomme, mijn ballen jeuken!
Afrikaans: Fok, my balle jeuk!
Finnish: Vittu, palloni kutittaa!
Swedish: fan, mina bollar kliar!
Russian: Бля, у меня яйца чешутся!
Slovak: Do riti, svrbia ma gule!
Bulgarian: По дяволите, сърбят ме топките!
Turkish: Kahretsin, taşaklarım kaşınıyor!
Armenian: Ջի՛մ, գնդիկներս քոր են գալիս:
Hebrew: לעזאזל, הביצים שלי מגרדות!
Greek: Γάμα, οι μπάλες μου φαγούρα!
Arabic: اللعنة ، الكرات بلدي حكة!
Korean: 젠장, 내 볼이 가렵다!
Chinese: 操，我的蛋蛋好痒！
Japanese: クソ、私のボールがかゆい！
Vietmese: Mẹ kiếp, quả bóng của tôi ngứa!
Indonesian: Persetan, bolaku gatal!
Sanskrit: चोदतु, मम कन्दुकाः कण्डूयन्ते!
Hindi: भाड़ में जाओ, मेरी गेंदों में खुजली!
Mongolian: Новш, миний бөмбөг загатнаж байна!
Igbo: Chei, bọọlụ m na-egbu mgbu!
Urdu: بھاڑ میں جاؤ، میری گیندوں کو کھجلی!
Hawaiian: Fuck, ʻeha koʻu mau pōpō!
Tamiol: ஃபக், என் பந்துகள் அரிப்பு!
Yiddish: פאַק, מיינע באָלץ קריצן!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 18, 2022