Apple Product

Something that is way to overpriced

That car is an Apple Product

by rickjm November 3, 2021

imaginary apple

To "shine an imaginary apple" is to be pleased with oneself.

Person 1 "Someones happy"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Someguy just shined his imaginary apple"

by Samuraisony October 2, 2006

Warm apple cobbler

An unknown sexual act. Not actually defined, but implied by it's dirty connotations. It's a very dirty, filthy act, but is also a very versatile term.

Person A: I can't believe I actually did the warm apple cobbler.
Person B: I know...I didn't know you and Josh were so close, or so...uninhibited.

by Breanna "Warm Apple Cobller" February 21, 2007

green apple splatters of the mouth

saying ridiculous or awkward embarrassing things that have no context in the conversation.

Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.

That guy was so weird when he couldn't stop talking in that meeting. It was like he had green apple splatters of the mouth.

by mlo0224 April 15, 2010

Idaho Apple Pie

a position often involved in redneck sex, where the male takes a doodoo in the females mouth and she proceeds to give him oral stimulus...

Dale Roach did the Idaho Apple Pie to my sister! I'm gonna run him over in my truck!

by 7UPyours September 25, 2011

Madame's Apple

Female adam's apple.

She has a deep voice. Must be that Madame's Apple

by seanmlee July 23, 2010

Toothless horse eating an apple

The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.

Last night, I got high on bath salts and went down on my gf like a toothless horse eating an apple.

by Eleven Tails December 19, 2019