Apple Watch

A smartwatch made by Apple, Its main feature is costing $329 to $15,000 ,Which may seem like a lot of money at first... Until you realize that it can tell time and draw dick picks and send them to your friends, making it seem like you got an amazing deal on it.

Im broke now that I bought an Apple Watch, At least I have the spinny thingy on the side

by Anony-mouse 🐭 December 10, 2020

Apple Product

Something that is way to overpriced

That car is an Apple Product

by rickjm November 3, 2021

Apple Charlie

The act of squatting over a sleeping person's face, and farting in their mouth.

I bet you Joe still tastes the apple charlie that Brian Gave him after he passed out last night

by PAROOSH October 26, 2010

Apple Ring

Apple Ring (Noun:)

When a man performs anal sex with such vigor that the area around a woman's anus becomes red and irritated.

"Dude, I fucked your mom so hard she got an Apple Ring!"

by /-\ /-\ October 12, 2008

apple betty

The act of putting apple sauce in a females ass, and slurping it out with a straw.

I don't know man, some how she talked me into the "Apple Betty", now I can't have apple sauce any other way!

by stoneythetiger November 19, 2015

Madame's Apple

Female adam's apple.

She has a deep voice. Must be that Madame's Apple

by seanmlee July 23, 2010

Apple Shits

You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.

by Cerpin Taxxt October 27, 2006