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I don't hold a hose 

Australian slang for 'not my fucking job'.
Coined during the devastating bushfires of the Australian black summer of 2019/20, as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison took holidays in Hawaii, when asked by a journalist to help the people affected, Scotty from Marketing replied: 'I don't hold a hose'.
'Could you help me finish these reports? I'm snowed under and the deadline is tonight.'
'Sorry mate, I don't hold a hose.'
I don't hold a hose by Kero400420 December 10, 2020
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I'm a general! WEEE!!

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"I'm a general! WEEE!!" she yelled out, making her Hamilton reference of the day.

I like your boots 

Because of the release of the movie "Love, Simon," some Tumblr users decided to make "I like your boots" code for "You're hot, are you gay too?" It's meant to be a phrase used by gays to detect other gays in the real world. The phrase is based on I like your shoelaces. Appropriate response is "I took them from a unicorn!"
(gay person out in public)

"I like your boots"

(The respondent that is also a gay)

"Thanks, I stole them from a unicorn!"

i am sad 

If you are searching this I'm guessing you feel down, I just thought I'd remind you that you're SOOOO loved and what ever is putting you down is wrong. You are perfect in your own way. Maybe stay off the international for today and try read a book, tidy your room, do some doodles, text friends, listen to upbeat music you beautiful human being
i am sad by SsiennaA September 30, 2018

I felt that one! 

An ejaculation of pain, suffering, or commiseration when watching or experiencing physical, or psychological pain being inflicted.
Using “I felt that one!” In a conversation:

Husband: Do you want to watch some couples porn or a tennis match?

Wife: Let’s watch the couples porn; you can play tennis pretty well.

Husband: Ouch! I felt that one!

i was testing

The secret phrase to make BaLdBoyHalo triggered
“I was testing”
*mental breakdown*
Geppy I’m going to ban you!”
i was testing by “”” April 22, 2019